We're living in a virtual world and I'm a virtual girl. Sorry Madge. I couldn't help myself.

Some things are meant to be experienced offline. Sex, for instance. Yeah, yeah, I know all you Porn Tubers out there will disagree.

Ditto wine tastings. But before I knock it, I suppose I'll have to try it - just like the above-mentioned.

Bottlenotes is offering a virtual wine tasting of wines from four Australian regions May. 27th, 8:30PM EDT.

They'll be sampling Jansz Brut NV from Tasmania; Brokenwood Semillon 2008 from Hunter Valley; Petaluma Riesling 2008 from Clare Valley; Yering Station Pinot Noir 2007 from Yarra Valley; Yalumba Bush Vine Grenache 2008 from Barossa; and Balgownie Shiraz 2006 from Bendigo.

The idea is that you get a bottle of one of the wines to be tasted, log on and enjoy.

Spitting optional.